THE CRACK – BEST BAR IN TOWN


not everything is what it seems

FAT CHANCE! This place fucking sucks! We hope you didn’t just read the title and actually clicked on the article, because this place is the worst!

Beer is warm, seats are uncomfortable and the bartender, Steve, is a fucking piece of shit who will not call your number even if he looked super excited while reading it on the napkin that you gave him.

Don’t go here!