It seems like the wild dog isn’t so wild anymore! Jake was spotted with his wife and newborn while they visited Harrison Chevy state park. As many have guessed, his shoulder seems to have recovered because he picked that baby with such grace, we were too dumbstruck to take a picture. What’s interesting to note,…

That’s right folks! Last night’s game was cancelled due to weather conditions. WHY? When has rain hurt anyone? And wind?! Bro, fucking wind, really? Go outside now and feel the breeze. That thing got an entire game cancelled. Yes maybe there was cat-3 hurricane right above the stadium, and MAAAYBE half the seats were ripped…

FAT CHANCE! This place fucking sucks! We hope you didn’t just read the title and actually clicked on the article, because this place is the worst! Beer is warm, seats are uncomfortable and the bartender, Steve, is a fucking piece of shit who will not call your number even if he looked super excited while…

Maybe! Here we think, YES. First of all, how reliable are X-rays? Come on, a black and white picture of a shattered bone? Bleh! Besides, that resolution is laughable, and don’t get me started on them crazy “rays” that go through your body. This ain’t no sci-fi world! If the lamp in my basement can’t…

Really! Look at them! In an unprecedented turn of events, legendary icons visited Rooftop High School for a night of EXTREME football. Mitchel Carringandale, fastest quarterback of the season, went all out to support his son, Corey. The 17-year-old was surprised to see his father and the ENTIRE Blue Balls team cheering as he made…